Bro poo

My bro tells a story of how he got ratarsed one night,had the obligatory ruby and went home. He was woken from his oblivious drunken stuper by his irate girlfriend. in his sleep he'd shat the bed and rolled it all over the sheets, the covers, and her, it took a hell of a lot of grovelling to get out of that one. i beleive he slept in the spare room for a couple of weeks. They split up shortly after.